Tuesday Open Forum – January 11, 2011
Good Morning Honey Buns. I am sitting here killing time and shoot’n the breeze, all the while hoping my words are on target with the news of the day. Wondering if “Power Ade” drink is too aggressive for the children and am second guessing promoting those little bulls-eye targets to encourage little boys to pee in the toilet. Is vitriol a generic form of viagra? Turns out the weatherman was dead-on with his forecast.
I throw at you this poetic explosion from yesterday’s comments. As the kids would say, ‘It’s the bomb.” (that means kool, man, really kool)
Ode to Target Store by NeeNee
What about the very word “shoot”?
Guess basketball players will have to just
“aim”—nope can’t do that either, as that’s
what the evil gun people do. Maybe they
will “propel” the ball to the basket.
What about the children of yesteryear
who played marbles? Those big “shooter” marbles
would certainly be politically incorrect, huh?
Oh, and gardeners will have to call
green “shoots” something else, too.